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This one goes out to all the MetroSexual, tight jeans wearing, camel toe sportin "dudes" that think all girls want is a guy that looks like cloud from FinalFantasy.

You're so Gay, and you don't even like boys

edit* due to the overwhelming demand of this video by girls looking for real men, the page was overloaded. the link has been redirected to the feature page, click the "Katy Perry Ur so gay"

Updated: 03/19/08 9:14 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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Mar. 19, 2008 | 7:40 PM SonicFoxStrk says:

eww uh... thats just messed up dude where did you find that?

Mar. 19, 2008 | 7:40 PM voidshatter says:

weird fucking song

Mar. 19, 2008 | 7:41 PM SBB says:

That vid is creepy as fuck

Mar. 19, 2008 | 7:44 PM NeonFlame126 says:

That Vid is screwy

Mar. 19, 2008 | 7:45 PM luXD says:

Awesome... xD

Mar. 19, 2008 | 7:53 PM IamWeird33 says:

You're back from jail!

Mar. 19, 2008 | 7:54 PM TjA says:

Hmmm, searching for something MC?

Mar. 19, 2008 | 8:01 PM A-Shift says:

A friend of mine resumed her view about men like that:

"Ok, he's good looking and fit, he's wealthy and very popular... he must be gay, there's always some trick with men."

Considering all the criteria she provided I understood I had no chance but being heterosexual. And I told her.

Mar. 19, 2008 | 8:13 PM Meebs says:

What a catchy piece of edutainment.

Mar. 19, 2008 | 8:17 PM aldlv says:

"Cloud from FF"
I couldn't say it better...

Mar. 19, 2008 | 8:42 PM Kes says:

The link keeps returning an error :/

Mar. 19, 2008 | 9:04 PM MindChamber responds:

try now

Mar. 19, 2008 | 9:26 PM Senti says:

You're more of a man than I even know.

Mar. 19, 2008 | 9:35 PM MindChamber responds:

stop it youre liable to ruin your man-scara

Mar. 19, 2008 | 9:34 PM MRat says:

Those are some well drawn clouds, yo.

Mar. 19, 2008 | 10:13 PM FrostedMuffins says:

aww, don't trash vegans and soy :)
otherwise very agreeable

Mar. 21, 2008 | 10:23 AM MindChamber responds:

shuddap SoyBoy >:c

Mar. 19, 2008 | 10:24 PM The-EXP says:

But without Metrosexuals we'd never have had the best episode of South Park ever...
Oh Randy you so Ker-Azy.

Mar. 19, 2008 | 10:29 PM Sasuke704 says:

I have 4 bro's. And why does it say ur age is 73?

Mar. 19, 2008 | 10:55 PM MindChamber responds:

Sasuke704 wrote: How can u be a mod and ur whistle be trash?

mindchamber wrote: easy I voted on alot of kitty krew crap that didn't get deleted.

Sasuke704 wrote: Ok but arent u a mod?

mindchamber wrote: ya, and?

Sasuke704 wrote: but for some
reason I didn't see you on the mod list. Whats with that?

mindchamber wrote:dude whats with the 20 questions?

Sasuke704 wrote: Sorry I'm lonely

Mar. 19, 2008 | 11:43 PM SardonicSamurai says:

I'm a baggy blue jeans whore.

I went to a store, and all they had was really tight girl pants designed for guys. I got curious, went in the fitting room, and tried them on.

I tried to walk.

Apparently, my dick's claustrophobic.

Mar. 20, 2008 | 12:47 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

NOONE METROSEXUALLY DRESSES UP FAB LIKE GASTON

Mar. 20, 2008 | 12:53 AM WolfBlitz2 says:

get them metrosexuals to work as a station hand and that might make them grow some hair

Mar. 20, 2008 | 1:01 AM salemburns says:

Maybe I'm weird, but if I can throw my boyfriend around, we got probs. Song's catchy tho, dammit.

Mar. 20, 2008 | 1:55 AM darx says:

HAHA thats a funny video! Strange song.

Mar. 20, 2008 | 2:11 AM ShortMonkey says:

Uhhh... MindChamber, I'm pretty sure the only way to affect your whistle status is to flag reviews and flag flashes. Voting on something is going to affect your b/p rank, not the whistle.

Just tell Tom you'll suck his cock for a few hours if he gives you Deity whistle. Problem solved. xD

weird vid...

Mar. 20, 2008 | 4:02 AM MindChamber responds:

ahh well thats what I meant turdmuffin. and no I cant suck Toms cock, your still sucking it with your shitty collab attempts at popularity XD Lols!!

Updated: Mar. 21, 2008, 11:05 AM

Mar. 20, 2008 | 3:51 AM chriswc30 says:

hmmm thats random but hey good find bro oh and garbage whistles ftw

Mar. 20, 2008 | 4:17 AM ShortMonkey says:

haha yeah i do way too many collabs haha you pwned me xD

Mar. 25, 2008 | 9:56 AM MindChamber responds:

you know I don't like you rite? why you always sniffin up my ass?

find something better to do XD

Mar. 20, 2008 | 4:31 AM Sasuke704 says:

comon tell me y it sez ur age is 73

Mar. 20, 2008 | 5:11 AM Scalene says:

My god, that ending made me LOL. Hard.

Mar. 20, 2008 | 5:34 AM NickScott says:

The lyrics speak to me, they are so thoughtful.

Mar. 20, 2008 | 5:46 AM ShirtTurtle says:

were you happy with your heavy metal cover?

Mar. 20, 2008 | 6:18 AM EchozAurora says:

Hahaha, that was almost as great as the emo song.
Yeah, my members don't get along so well with tight jeans either...

I'm more of the roll outta bed and grab the nearest, cleanest-looking jeans and shirt and go type of guy myself.

Mar. 20, 2008 | 7:01 AM homor says:

how was jail?

were you...raped?

Mar. 20, 2008 | 7:28 AM Catoblepas says:

Girls want a REAL MAN with a goatee and boxing gloves!

Mar. 20, 2008 | 10:14 AM MindChamber responds:

heyy ya finally gettin it.

Mar. 20, 2008 | 10:28 AM XxdeathpriestxX says:

XD that's so random X)

Mar. 20, 2008 | 10:31 AM Dazmi says:

That was a music video of Beyonce, or Tyra Banks (I can't tell the diff.! DX)

Mar. 20, 2008 | 10:51 AM W-A-C says:

Great... Now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day. Thanks MindChamber. Thanks a lot. >_<

Mar. 20, 2008 | 11:10 AM ngmastah says:

I don't have a goatee and boxing gloves :C I get no gurls D:

Mar. 20, 2008 | 11:39 AM test-object says:

.....................You play FF?

Mar. 20, 2008 | 11:54 AM FryLock-08 says:

jus questioning...
where can i download blamformers?
or so to put it on my ipod....tnx dude

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:32 AM MindChamber responds:

contact tim.

tim.newgrounds.com and suggest it to him

Mar. 20, 2008 | 12:50 PM W-P-S says:

Look who's talking! You're not a man either, you're a creepy transformer-fetishist who enjoys playing "sonic the hedgehog meets harry potter: special online edition" on the wii together with 13 year old kiddos who'd do a webcam striptease for you if you give them pokémon cards you horrible, horrible bloke. ):

Mar. 20, 2008 | 12:56 PM silly-stungun-millie says:

You can't blame cold water on THAT one... XD

Mar. 20, 2008 | 2:08 PM FelineGuy says:

THAT VID IS AMAZING! oh soz, caps lock was on xD Though the comment deserved to be yelled anyway.

Mar. 20, 2008 | 4:02 PM HahaBears says:

wurd life, her voice is pretty loud though

Mar. 20, 2008 | 4:11 PM camobch0 says:

i lold

Mar. 20, 2008 | 4:22 PM Silent1302 says:

what the hell??!!! I thought u were in jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
! how can u be on newgrounds if there is no computers in prison??!! or r u txtn from ur psp again???

Mar. 20, 2008 | 4:50 PM salemburns says:

I'd take Mindchamber over a Cloud look-alike/wannabe ANY FUCKING DAY of the week. Because REAL women DO love a man with boxing gloves and a goatee, not a dude that likes to do my makeup and has better color coordination than me.

Mar. 20, 2008 | 5:01 PM MindChamber responds:

haha, amen sista! thanks, keep supportin' the real onez! Xp

Updated: Mar. 20, 2008, 5:02 PM

Mar. 20, 2008 | 5:47 PM MorrowDays says:

haha, great vid. pretty well produced too, with the animated clouds, and the subtle occasional videogame music bits. PENIS

Mar. 20, 2008 | 7:14 PM HEMI9 says:

err...
wtf>What the fuck?

Mar. 21, 2008 | 10:22 AM MindChamber responds:

Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: Carter Lake
Job: Comp,work@home

you work at home from a comp and you think we all need a translation to WTF?

lols ya poser

Mar. 21, 2008 | 11:10 AM Reyals says:

What a wonderfully catchy chorus.

Mar. 21, 2008 | 11:34 PM S1303 says:

did you draw the pic of transformers in ur banner? if you did, your an awesome drawer!

Mar. 22, 2008 | 2:05 PM The-Dark-Reviewer says:

the song leaves me with nightmares every week @ night.
it's like, "girls want men with goatees and boxing gloves"?
I could as well call you to come my house and we'll have a fun time.
Like, YOU have a goatee and boxing gloves... LOL

Mar. 23, 2008 | 10:45 AM xmorthosethx says:

WTF vid is fcked up creepy.....
hmmm i'm hungry

Mar. 23, 2008 | 4:21 PM Darkaxl says:

Hmm, that woman's right in so many ways, although the song is pretty shit.

That said the sad fact is 40% { I'm guessing the % i couldn't give a shit } want the girly boi's { Pretty boi's } Skinny wearing,emo flop sporting, tight shirt wearing homosexuals that roam this planet.

/Themoreyouknow

Mar. 23, 2008 | 4:38 PM Sterance says:

Any song with the word "penis" as the last lyric is a good song in my book.

Mar. 23, 2008 | 5:43 PM maderagon10 says:

DUDE UR 73?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!/!?!?!?!?!?!?!? and by the way im new on this web

Mar. 23, 2008 | 8:46 PM Sasuke704 says:

Are you still mad at me?

Mar. 24, 2008 | 9:38 AM MindChamber responds:

if I was mad, that would mean I cared ^_^

Mar. 24, 2008 | 1:42 PM PinballWizard976 says:

But, you used the gay kiss kiss emoticon! That must mean that YOUR gay!

Mar. 24, 2008 | 5:30 PM Mechabloby says:

you're so gay that you don't even like girls

Mar. 24, 2008 | 6:27 PM MindChamber responds:

I bet you giggled the whole time you typed that!

you must be soooo proud of yourself. lol.

Mar. 24, 2008 | 7:35 PM danomano65 says:

she's hot. i'd let her touch me.

Mar. 24, 2008 | 8:06 PM onimusha619 says:

So how was jail

Mar. 24, 2008 | 10:11 PM Spartan204 says:

Shut up and go make my my money, bitch! *pimp-slaps the shit out of you*

Mar. 25, 2008 | 1:00 AM DrNutcase says:

Hahahahaha, that is incredibly funny!

Mar. 25, 2008 | 1:35 AM MeLucky says:

i don't get how you and ur borther-in-law stab and hit each other over the election...
oh well, woulda been fun.

Mar. 25, 2008 | 1:39 AM MeLucky says:

okay, sorry dude. inappropriate comment i made there

Mar. 25, 2008 | 3:50 PM FATTYACID7 says:

omg she cant even play guitar every 5 seconds she looks down wtf.

Mar. 25, 2008 | 4:20 PM supertoria12 says:

I didn't know you have a Garbage Whistle!

Mar. 25, 2008 | 5:26 PM JohnnySedona says:

Thanks for the heads up on this one- it's my old lady's new favorite song.

Mar. 25, 2008 | 11:08 PM hankmc7 says:

dude they the ones do this to me tell them

Mar. 26, 2008 | 7:02 AM knuxrouge says:

Damn thats funny!

Mar. 26, 2008 | 2:56 PM gelgabe says:

What the???My friend is looking for a strong and gay dude.She doesn't care if men are gay...

-angellolfin

Mar. 26, 2008 | 4:47 PM Zombie-Pimp says:

Yeah, metros know where they shop for their clothes, and it sure as hell isn't from no men's section.

Mar. 26, 2008 | 5:45 PM Splurda says:

... are you stamper in disguise -_o?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:19 AM SevenSeize says:

Metrosexual dudes are handy to take shopping.

Other than that....noooo....

Mar. 27, 2008 | 12:59 PM emanhattan says:

I have a friend thats gonna be pissed off when he sees this.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 3:31 PM Photek says:

Wait, isn't that the B4-2'S? Or some shit?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:46 PM killerjebus says:

DUDE IM BANE FOR BBS IT SAY TAKE SOME ART I DON'T NOT TAKE ANYTHING OK

Mar. 28, 2008 | 1:17 AM satanbrain says:

i agreed with you! and they all faggots either

Mar. 28, 2008 | 1:21 AM ShortMonkey says:

"you know I don't like you rite? why you always sniffin up my ass?"

You know I'm not too big on you either, rite? But something tells my there is a goldmine in that ass. it smells nice

"find something better to do XD"

but i want ur ass. i WILL get that ass if its the last thing i do. And don't think of sending out your secret service either. I've got an M16 - I'm prepared. face it, you're a gonner

Mar. 28, 2008 | 12:58 PM MindChamber responds:

lol..

blocked.. for his pleasure :3

Mar. 28, 2008 | 5:08 PM Murad136 says:

IM A HALF BI-SEXUAL! Guess where that is from.

Mar. 29, 2008 | 7:33 AM Fijeta says:

THat was some fuked up shit

Mar. 31, 2008 | 3:50 PM Mechabloby says:

You must of giggled while you typed that. You should be ashamed.

Also, now that you mention it, I kinda did.

Mar. 31, 2008 | 5:17 PM MindChamber responds:

yawn

Mar. 31, 2008 | 6:51 PM hereforrock says:

I hate it when guys wear those tight gay pants and those stupid Converse that are waaaaay to skinny for anyone to actually be comfortable in them. lol

Apr. 5, 2008 | 9:17 PM puddinN64 says:

(brain explodes)

Apr. 14, 2008 | 11:18 AM Psycho says:

I cunt find it D:

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