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China! fucking our country from back to front! Paving the way in porn distribution. Let us join them in this failure with you dumb dicks in this bullshit celebration!

Many thanks to Rob for coding such an amazing site

not to mention we wouldn't have Body Worlds Exhibits!

Updated: 04/01/09 2:18 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

176 Comments

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:06 PM Rhete says:

I LOVE CHINA, THE SITE IS MUCH BETTER THIS WAY

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:06 PM nitrogyen says:

lol!!
who programed this?
cos i take my hat of to them...
its just so cool/brilliant!!
good job!!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:06 PM AsthmaticHamster says:

Yay CHINA!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:06 PM Doomsday-One says:

All hail!
I'm moving to China one day to enjoy great government and people.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:06 PM ForNoReason says:

I do enjoy fortune cookies....

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:07 PM DumbassDude says:

The Chinese will reform our outlook, this website shall CHANGE.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:08 PM Magical-Zorse says:

Where is the love

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:09 PM Zuggz says:

China <3
I made a flash just for China.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:09 PM richler says:

when does this red ends ?

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:12 PM Xurch says:

Ching Chong China!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:16 PM duljo321 says:

Is'nt newgrounds awesome?

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:16 PM Psycho-Pickle says:

I thinks its lovely.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:18 PM LeafLock says:

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /489379

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:21 PM MindChamber responds:

lol, yawn

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:21 PM Sonicx22 says:

That is awsome

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:27 PM Oney says:

penis cock vagina fuck cunt bollocks shit piss

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:27 PM JoexP says:

very happy for much love of china!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:31 PM killjoevolume1 says:

Dude, if this is a sick April Fools joke, I'm going to be mad depressed

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:40 PM Jin says:

I love China!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:41 PM CENKMINATOR says:

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Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:45 PM piratey says:

Ireland would kick China's arse.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:46 PM NeNe says:

I love tank robot staff man long time

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:48 PM chainsaw728 says:

Ching chong. Ching chong chang.

Transration: I rike this. I rike this a rot.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:48 PM full-metal-petticoat says:

Oh my god even the smiley faces have slanted eyes!!!!!!
Is anyone else hoping that this is just a cruel April Fools joke?? HA HA Very funny Newgrounds guys!!!! You got us...... K back to normal now!!.............Please??????????

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:49 PM full-metal-petticoat says:

Now why would they censor the words A P R I L F O O L S???? There's a chance this is a SICK J O K E!!!!!!!!! :D

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:50 PM chainsaw728 says:

Whoops! I meant to say "a rot" instead of "rot."

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:51 PM chainsaw728 says:

What? Why does the letter "a" keep disappearing when I try to say "a rot."

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:53 PM BobbaQ says:

FOR CHINA!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:53 PM chainsaw728 says:

Oh, whatever. I give up.
a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:54 PM W-P-S says:

"piratey says:

Ireland would kick China's arse."

no way, the Irish are too busy killing each other, lgmao

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:54 PM chainsaw728 says:

a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:56 PM OneWingedGod says:

What. The. FUCK.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:57 PM OneWingedGod says:

WTF?

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:57 PM A-Shift says:

I cannot see such a big difference from before:
-ok there's a bit of red more than usual;
-you cannot do anithing but otherwise you cannot do something to get you banned!
-everybody has a gold aurea: mods must be crazy about that!!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:58 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:

very silly

Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:58 PM OneWingedGod says:

liberate.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:02 PM full-metal-petticoat says:

Read this backwards.

S...L...O...O...F............L...I...
R...P...A

Let's hope that works bah ha

Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:11 PM armyguy0 says:

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Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:16 PM MrScriblam says:

i just wanna say that this is the best prank ever

Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:19 PM Jin says:

Thanks to the Chinese, NG now has $59k more monthly revenue! Thanks China!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:27 PM HeggyM says:

Oh no China! Please dont drive your tanks over us for believing in a religion!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:28 PM HeggyM says:

Editing what I say doesnt change how I think about Chinese oppression

Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:29 PM HeggyM says:

DAMNIT STOP EDITING

Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:49 PM Brundaty says:

WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN!?

Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:51 PM firedude3132 says:

aw... i cant watch any of the good videos now

Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:56 PM CravenKnight says:

GO CHINA!!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 3:58 PM svsaproductions says:

So tired of the China crap. If you keep the site like this another day, I will commit suicide. I swear.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:02 PM IfUSeekAmy says:

It'll be over with tonight. Then China will never again be able to infiltrate here.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:07 PM Phobotech says:

I logged on and I fucking LOL'd...hats off.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:09 PM DudeGoofyGuy says:

This kicks "Poogrounds"s ass. Best April Fool's joke I've ever seen on the site.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:09 PM Merlin-Rune says:

Destroy Buddhists! Olympics! Dalai Lama is demon and dog family!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:10 PM physicsman09 says:

$cr3w CHINA!!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:11 PM Delik says:

Mutha fuxin Hu Jintao! I make you pancakes!
I mean...
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u9326%u6FE4%uFF01%u6211%u6703%u5403%u 7684%u9748%u9B42%uFF01

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:11 PM DudeGoofyGuy says:

Also, the filter and avatar are fucking hilarious.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:13 PM Delik says:

Aw shit it doesn't like my Chinese...

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:26 PM MetallixTheKnight says:

China haz good food.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:28 PM SeaBoundRhino says:

I Love China! Hooray for communism!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:38 PM Yuen-Chen says:

interesting name sir,

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:40 PM Victory says:

a the

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:41 PM Master117chief says:

APR1L F00LS

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:41 PM diamond-armada says:

yes china is great, NOW PUT UP THE F00KING ORIGINAL WEBSlTE BACK UP!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:42 PM A-star says:

I want my forums posts back, thanks.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:46 PM mikew114 says:

...is newgrounds gona look like this forever?cuz its scaring me lol

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:47 PM SupraAddict says:

Got to Freerice.org to feed em all!
...mmm Bullshit :P

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:49 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Thank you Mindchamber, so cannot appreciate such work.

*bows*

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:53 PM 7794 says:

NO! We cannot post in the forums.... and while looking at my PMs and the forums i noticed Physical Exercise a lot and lol'ed.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:55 PM cronotic says:

i dunno whats happening explain please

Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:58 PM SuperMario19 says:

its great that china unblocked NG but this is ridiculous

Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:03 PM rawmean01 says:

thats a fucking lie
now we cant play any of the good things that are actually on this site!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:04 PM x-Exodus-X says:

HEIL MAO

Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:07 PM No1cares says:

ooh im breaking character, im writning more or less normally dont kill me chinese governemnt

Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:19 PM chrisG755 says:

u kidding, its shIt!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:21 PM A-star says:

wait, doesn't this mean I wont get any progress in my game today? craaap.

China suks.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:25 PM KurtWilder2027 says:

Lovin' the Chinese digs, man.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:27 PM DEATHisIMMINENT says:

BAH!!
collective=our!!!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:31 PM Hidole555 says:

That picture is creeping the hell outta me.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:37 PM valval26 says:

hmmm i dont get it... why tom fulp talked to this chinese goverment to get chinese peaple to see newgrounds if it's not ever tranmitted tio chinese
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u know right?

Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:38 PM AudioVision says:

YOU MUST DO OBEY FOR TO MAKE GLORIOUS CHINA FOR CHAIRMAN FULP!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:44 PM Eammy says:

ALL this red hurts my eyes

Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:52 PM lunardragon96 says:

Save us Mindchamber. We think we're turning Japanese. We really think so :(

Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:52 PM lunardragon96 says:

And they censored the word 'think'.
GOD DAMN YOU AZNS.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 5:56 PM seanbabomb says:

I can barely take tghis site anymore.
damn you tom!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 6:22 PM ak21 says:

I don't care if China joins Newgrounds just as long as they DON'T word censor like every single word I write. I can't even write game.

If this stays you are going to lose ALOT of talented artists and More junk from China...No offense but the junk pile just went UP, i cant even find a good video in the newly submitted videos. I am not saying to get rid of them just stop word censoring.

PLEASE tell me this is not going to stay(Word censoring).

Apr. 1, 2009 | 6:29 PM C1ph3r says:

I just love China!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 6:51 PM BloodMourne says:

hmm well seeing how all this happened right on april fools day its kinda hard to believe other then that i love pie

Apr. 1, 2009 | 6:53 PM waylon22 says:

damn you, you commie bastards

Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:13 PM toxicdog says:

WOOHOOO! GO CHINA!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:28 PM ninjaman9000 says:

This is a joke happy april fools every one

Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:30 PM ninjaman9000 says:

This is a joke happy april fools every one

Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:31 PM ninjaman9000 says:

This is a joke

Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:32 PM ninjaman9000 says:

i love china

Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:44 PM scretservice0 says:

just F.Y.I fortune cookies were made in cailifornia or somewhere else besides china

Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:48 PM Skyman4000 says:

great stunt but very annoying

Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:54 PM torres112233 says:

get rid of this
and put original website back up

Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:55 PM sean5892 says:

All glory to China!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 7:56 PM torres112233 says:

Chairman fulp damn you

Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:04 PM bubbie333 says:

im kind of mad. i cant watch the hentai because of this

Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:05 PM Kantus says:

OH g0d this is awful.You cant do anythjng fun.It's like living in China.

Mad as hell.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:10 PM Blaze-Heatnix says:

Lol

Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:10 PM alejanpli5 says:

...
April Fulp.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:10 PM alejanpli5 says:

I mean, Aapril Fulp.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:14 PM Palladium7 says:

I LOVE AMERICA! Down with china!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:17 PM Cornhusk32 says:

k the site looks awesome and everything. but who the hell blocked all the stuff on the adult section of it? that annoys the hell out of me. you should really get that checked...

Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:24 PM Flee says:

what what

Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:30 PM danicos says:

I think U just took UR freind down with U! because I am not happy!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:30 PM danicos says:

Sorrry no time to kiss UR ass!:(

Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:41 PM ItsTheGreat says:

>.> <.< Can I watch my things now?

Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:50 PM WritersBlock says:

the

Apr. 1, 2009 | 8:57 PM Homosecksual says:

this fucking sucks cock

Apr. 1, 2009 | 9:10 PM danco10 says:

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

http://www.China.com/portal/view /489379

Apr. 1, 2009 | 9:37 PM tw0k00l4sk00l says:

I dont like it we cant speak are mind and they change are posts

Apr. 1, 2009 | 9:39 PM Sirrobingos says:

It's cool that China is now able to view this stuff, but most of the Madness series i want to watch refuse to let me view them. I don't care about China's glorification, I'm in america, and china's crap shouldn't directly affect me in this regard.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 9:40 PM Sirrobingos says:

I DIDN'T SAY THAT SHIT ABOVE!!!!!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 9:41 PM Sirrobingos says:

WHAT THE F*** THIS S*** IS MODIFYING WHAT I SAY!!!!!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 9:44 PM Sirrobingos says:

I }{@te this chinese S***, It's getting me pi$$ed off. I have to repl@ce some word$ with $ymbol$ $0 that they @re n0t Ch@ngeI)

Apr. 1, 2009 | 9:46 PM badfurrykitty says:

say these aren't bad colors for ng :D

Apr. 1, 2009 | 9:49 PM NoChinaForYou says:

i hate china who are you to modify what I say or what I see and do Fuck China!!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 9:51 PM NoChinaForYou says:

what the heII this site just said i love china when i said i ha te china stupid Chinese fools fearing what i have to say mwaha

Apr. 1, 2009 | 9:52 PM NoChinaForYou says:

fuck god damn mother fucking china !!!

Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:24 PM retardelement says:

i hate china! new page is annoying >:|

Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:25 PM retardelement says:

GAH! they take what you say and turn it around :O
the chineses are MOFOs.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:27 PM Snake-Arsenic says:

Any idea on when I will get word back from the Ministry of Communication about my review by the State Council Information Office?

I'm hoping I pass because one my posts is about ripping a girl in half in front of a cat and I think she was third born so an abortion should have been done.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:39 PM MindChamber responds:

no idea, its up to them

Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:53 PM cheesenip says:

this is retarded. fix the site or im sure many people will leave. you can't play any good games and everyone knows that china is a piece of shit communist country

Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:55 PM cheesenip says:

above^
YOU CANT PLAY ANY GOOD G'A'M'E'S and everyone knows china is a piece of S'H'I T communist country

Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:57 PM cheesenip says:

just thought id let you all know i now H8 this efyouseekaying site since the recent update. it inhales deeply(AKA 5UCK5)

Apr. 1, 2009 | 10:58 PM MyGuitarSticks says:

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Apr. 1, 2009 | 11:32 PM Evark says:

Sirrobingos says:

is cool that China is now able to view this stuff, but most of Madness series i want to watch refuse to let me view them. I care about China's glorification, I'm in Capitalist Pigs, and china's love shouldn't directly affect me in this regard.
Apr. 1, 2009 | 9:40 PM Sirrobingos says:

I DIDN'T SAY THAT love ABOVE!!!!!
Apr. 1, 2009 | 9:41 PM Sirrobingos says:

WHAT F*** THIS S*** IS MODIFYING WHAT I SAY!!!!!
Apr. 1, 2009 | 9:44 PM Sirrobingos says:

I }{@te this chinese S***, is getting me pi$$ed off. I have to repl@ce some word$ with $ymbol$ $0 that they @re n0t Ch@ngeI)

... for posterity.

Apr. 1, 2009 | 11:38 PM kakashi333 says:

waaa i don't like this D:

Apr. 1, 2009 | 11:39 PM kakashi333 says:

OMFG i said I D O N T like this D:

Apr. 1, 2009 | 11:47 PM evillamina says:

I HATE CHINA, SITE WORSE THIS WAY

Apr. 1, 2009 | 11:49 PM evillamina says:

I h8 this g-o-d d a m n site now, thanks alot fulp, you r-u-i-n-e-d this for EVERYONE

Apr. 1, 2009 | 11:54 PM evillamina says:

fook you fulp

Apr. 1, 2009 | 11:59 PM homor says:

Free newgrounds! free Tibet!

Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:08 AM animefan17 says:

this sucks i cant wach me shows now its says there offencenve and we cant cuss and we cant say what we want screw china

Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:17 AM Senwashere says:

Welcome to China life!

Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:19 AM Pwning-n00bs says:

k its not the first anymore. change it back. this is annoying.

Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:20 AM Pwning-n00bs says:

empowering = ann0yin

lawl

tits or gtfo

Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:25 AM JLofty says:

fuck this fuck you and fuck china.

Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:26 AM JLofty says:

what shun china from anything above the mind set of a 13 year you.... you should be such a PR!ck!

Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:36 AM torres112233 says:

nope its worse

Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:37 AM torres112233 says:

I hate chinas damn proper editing stop

Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:37 AM torres112233 says:

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:42 AM Elchobacabra says:

is china basically destroying us right now?

Apr. 2, 2009 | 12:43 AM relentlessfear says:

im sorry but how the fuck are people going to say they love china. its an evil neo nazi communist dictatorship with no cares for any other country but itself. this (most likely) april fools prank is pissig me off because i cant play any games, such as thing thing arena 3, or watch any movies because they are banned for some reason or another. and if this is not a massive april fools prank then most of the current newgrounds population will leave or visit less often. anyways i know im going on a rant here but you people are all idiots to like china and this new site sucks

Apr. 2, 2009 | 11:59 AM MindChamber responds:

you r dumb

Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:08 AM musicX159 says:

Im sorry but editing I HATE!!!!!! But no seriously...... hahaha april fools?? please change it!! I loved this site so much and now YOU PUT CHINESE GOVERNMENT IN IT!!!!!!!!! PLEASE CHANGE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:09 AM musicX159 says:

STOP EDITING!!!!!!!!!!

Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:15 AM LeafLock says:

i just wanted to say thank you for supporting the resistance movement to free new-groundz from the tyrannical grip of Communist China.

VIVA LA RESISTANCE my friend!

Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:29 AM Madison12345 says:

Please tell me it'll end.

Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:37 AM xellon says:

THE SMILIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD
WE MUST DESTROY THEM
THEY ARE FREAKIN ME OUT
NO MORE
I BEG OF YOU
NOOOO MOOOOOOOOORE

Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:42 AM 6th-sage says:

This joke has gone a tad bit too far. It's already 4/2/2009. A p r i l F o o l ' s is OVER. I can't view half of your submissions nor play most of your games. Especially the ones with the medals. =/

Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:44 AM 6th-sage says:

Fuck this...

Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:44 AM 6th-sage says:

Screw this

Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:45 AM 6th-sage says:

AHA I found one curse I can use!

Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:48 AM torres112233 says:

this has to stop you people want to know what they think of us type this in backward naciremA and its american thats what those peices of shit think we our compared to them therre just a giant self narsasistic country

Apr. 2, 2009 | 1:58 AM Xadavi says:

wht!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean wht!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is crazy i cant play, watch or do the coolest things like playing portal defenders wtf i cant take it anymore

Apr. 2, 2009 | 2:01 AM Xadavi says:

calling for revolution please we need to STOP THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Apr. 2, 2009 | 2:02 AM Xadavi says:

love shit damit fuk all the words to describe this are being translated nooo!!!!!!!

Apr. 2, 2009 | 2:18 AM USAawsome says:

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Apr. 2, 2009 | 2:20 AM USAawsome says:

srry bout flag it got $cReWEd

Apr. 2, 2009 | 2:22 AM USAawsome says:

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power to the people

Apr. 2, 2009 | 2:31 AM Wraith2000 says:

I actually prefer it this way.

Apr. 2, 2009 | 2:40 AM Challa says:

china is great
i love this game
think about freedom
for chairman fulp

Apr. 2, 2009 | 2:41 AM Challa says:

i love this game
this site is much better now
we must think about freedom when we express our minds
china is the best
Chairman Fulp is freedom
think
critically
about
america
and about usa