What about Red Baron Ortiz? Imagine the guys' faces when you tell them in the gym? ^^
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how about pancho sanchez
soo many jokes.....
too bad none of them are funny.
second tought.
max power
you really like that :-D
Maybe you can change your Name to a symbol, similar to the artist formely known as Prince...
You could be like my Name is "!?!" formely known as Mr. Ortiz.
Don't feel bad, I hate my name.
Everytime somebody asks me my name, I say "Nelson", then 9 times outta 10 they will say "What's your first Name?"
SIGH...
"who the fuck sells tacos out side in the corner? Thats like the dumbest shit Ive heard.
I thought the point of a joke was to make someone laugh,
come back when your jokes, get better, or your flash whichever comes first."
he's fucking 14 years old okay chill out
First of all he posted he was 18.
second of all,
It was a rasict joke, 14 years old or not, Im not putting up with that, so go fuck yourself.
That would be awesome changing your name :D i'd change mine anyday. there r over 21 guys in my family wit the same name :P plus my name means kind in spanish :P im the 15th outa 21 lol :P
you should change your name to falcon, now that sounds like a awesome name
If ou change your nae I don't mind (chamber) if you want to change it to mine!
Ricky Brown.
It's pretyy flashy and people will love you just for having it. L0L sorry if I sound like a fag for saying so myself.
It's just most people like my name.
... Hey why don't you change it to Biggy Ortiz???!?!?!?! OR BIGGY BROWN!??!?!
lol I don't know.
no thanks
what is ur name that u want to change from so badly
I'd like to say (for this and for the post about Baby Fulp) not every Newgrounds staff member wants to name themselves after something on Newgrounds.
You could always change your name to something like Tuggy Tumblebottom. Then you wouldn't have to worry about having a common name, AND you'd be the centre of delightful weekly childrens' stories involving bumbling, but well-meaning wizards, and wise old oak trees that import their sagely advice on those who seek it. Not too shabby, eh?
^_^
I know how you feel, my last name is Stewart...
That's like the most common last name ever for us dumb ass Caucasians.
At least I didn't take my dad's last name, Farmer. LOL.
Imagine those jokes!
But seriously, I like the idea of Chambs Ortiz.
It's unique and it's has a latin feel to it, or.. At least in my head.
Do what you wish MindChamber, whatever you choose it'll be epic. You're just a badass guy all around. (:
hahaha <3
Make your name MindChamber Ortiz :D
thanks for the suggestion dirtdawg! why didnt I think of that!! *thumbs up*
lol
Change not your name for the greater good of your comfort nor the world. For you name is your parents will upon you. If then you would deny your parents will, in which they have bestowed on you. Besides if them Caucasians kept on giving you heat, then Sue them. And live like a king. Within the mind lies a chamber, within that chamber is Ortiz. The nameless one. Fuck it call yourself "Hey Ortiz". confuse the shit at of people.
hahah deep
Well I've seen so many cases of those here in the border. We have some kind of stigma just because of our names and last names... I just crossed from Ciudad Juarez to El Paso, TX (something I don't do very often) and because I don't have a passport, which I really don't need 'cause supposedly Americans shouldn't be denied to enter their own country no matter their roots... and I don't have money right now to spend on a shitty piece of paper, I had to take my birth certificate and an ID.
I was born in Miami and that's what my freaking certificate said:
POLICEMAN: Where were you born?
ME: Miami
POLICEMAN: Miami what?
ME: Miami, Florida (brainless fag...)
POLICEMAN: Are you Cuban?
ME: No, I'm AMERICAN (fucking pig...)
POLICEMAN: So are you Mexican?
ME: I have Mexican roots yes, and my whole family is from Mexico.
POLICEMAN: Could you please put your bag through the X-Ray machine?
ME: (Could you please kiss my ass you fucked up pussy matter?)
Ironically, his last name was: SANCHEZ
How fucked up is that?
Anyways, I knew of a guy who gave false information when receiving a fine... got away with it. But the freaking ticket fucked up another guy.
God Bless America's Bureaucracy.
hahah damn
Dude good job on my minds maddness! And dont listen to that acejr guy hes jelous! Anyway good job on the flashes! ;)
haha ace who?
Im assuming your name is Jose Ortiz, because that is a hella common name.
As for DMVs cross referencing you, Id say thats bull shit. When you go over a border, or into another country and show your passport, the Jose Ortiz's are differentiated by the socials. Id suggest you go down to the DMV and get a new Representative.
Also, i have 2 first names. Want to know something more irritating? Try hearing that stupid Robert Louis Stevenson joke everytime you give your name.
How about...Jose Chambers.
J.O. Chambers
Jesse Ortiz?
Fawx
i know a guy named mindchamber ortiz. he sells tacos around the corner of my house.
MindChamber
who the fuck sells tacos out side in the corner? Thats like the dumbest shit Ive heard.
I thought the point of a joke was to make someone laugh,
come back when your jokes, get better, or your flash whichever comes first.