Jose Ortiz doesn't seem like a very common name. it seems rare to me.
now Anthony Lopez THAT'S a common name (and a stupid one) theres like 8 other guys @ my school with that name!
well, get a new middle name instead of just changing the whole thing so that way you can keep your identity but its slightly different.
(jose marcus ortiz sounds pretty good)
Breeto
Do something obscure or something that would catch people off guard. I know that if I have a kid, I would name him Lettuce or something...
Suggestion:
Happy Meal or Chris P. Bacon
Either one works.