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stallone sounds like Johnny Utah lol.

Carbonwater responds:

Hah, so he does.

knocked it out the park once again my friend

Sherbalex responds:

fuck yes i did

haha that ending was redic.

lets hope PETA doesnt catch that one sequence :3

Im on the fence about this. granted its a trailer with footage from Alien hominid, but its still a trailed based on something you didnt create... Does this mean you plan to make other trailers as well? Will I be seeing a trailer for the next God of War game?...

I really hope not..

2 and a half stars for some very nice editing. I just hope this isnt want the videoplayer ends up being used for.

ohh.. newgrounds... :c

Nice work Em.

you're like, my new hero

Its a fun little cop out isnt it?
Insult parodies and the animators that gain popularity off of them, while making sure your animations have enough of the elements theirs have to get the attention you so righteously claim they don't deserve.
You say you're inspired by the terrible animators on Machinima, but the avatars you show are of animators with some of the most impressive and fluid animations around.(well minus pebbles) They are all pretty incredible animators. Are these the terrible animators you are referring to? if not why didn't you use their avatars?

as for the animation itself, its terribly long winded, and stiff, I was very close to turning it off, points for nice character design and colors though. Add some more tradiontal frame by frame work, and you just might get that partnership you are fretting over. As it stands your parodies are just really not funny, so maybe some FBF will wow the simple minded users you so hate and vie attention from.

I think what annoys me more than anything is the Disclaimer, if you feel all these guys are copouts,sellouts, then just say so, without a "Juuust kidding, hehe."

Lol Passive aggressive people are such pussies.

oh yeah if you gonna stick ads on your bad parodies, stop using copyrighted music.

TerminalMontage responds:

Well all the other animators that were in the sanctuary thing were other animators I would've had to defeat not because they suck, but because they're good animators and I'd be fighting good animators to become "the best," and I have to fight Machinima animators first because they are the least of the lot, I thought I'd collectively put people who animate for Machinima together as one, as I did want to poke at their animations but not single out certain people, because not all of them are bad, and some of the ones that I think are bad are still liked by many people, I've only made 6 animations so far and I really don't think I'm one to talk about how bad I think they are when I myself still have a lot to improve on. So I didn't want to be a complete dick for no real reason, if they were jerks then I would've been towards them.

And I don't think they're sellouts, because I put stuff on Machinima too, I just don't like how they animate, I think it looks bad. Hope that kinda clears some things up ^_^; And I agree, it was very long, most of my stuff is a minute or less, but I did what I could to replicate the real intro to Shadow of the Colossus, which was.. Long.

not bad at all for 13.

Yusuf responds:

wow, thanks!

the art and animation was alot of fun,

but the jokes were terribly forced :/

haitam responds:

Yeah I need to work on that..Thanks for the review

Most hilarious use of rotoscoping ever,.
Ive watched that river scene five times already haha

kalabor106 responds:

Chin just melting away hehehe. The actor jumped in the water close to winter time. Poor sap.

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