"If reality is dependent on what each person perceives it to be,Then reality as a collective does not exist."~MindChamber
"Do not be defined by your conditioning, Otherwise the rest of the world will define your path."~IntraFace

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It was only a matter of seconds.

Anyway, I'm with you. Curves, bro.

Damn..If I was CarbonWater I would be so hurt... lol

I sure do looooooove them squishies.

Come to think of it, dating a ten year-old boy would be a lot easier. Transformers and Ninja Turtles are a lot cheaper than dinners and jewelry. And I could play with them too. It's a win-win situation, minus the whole pedophilia thing.

This is one of the best parody posts I've ever seen.

I suffer from the same genetic disorder.

agreed, you're wife's hot

Ah! Don't let people get to you, you like what you like and you get what you want! You're motherfucking mindchamber! Don't let morons get in the way of what you want. Plus, I ono about that picture but if the 10 year old boys have a body of a perfectly rounded 23sumodd years then I don't know where the hell you're living, don't take that disrepectfully though :D.

frankly u get all these shit ads with girls as thin as toothpicks tryin to turn u on with perfume... for all i care u can shove that bottle o f toilet water up their tight asses and leave it there! nopt everyone likes girls who snap in half every time u hug them! also i'd prefer not to be able to hug myself at the same time cuz of long arms!!!! U ROCK MAN! (btw some girls i know feel the same MC!)

The insecurities of modern man stem back to a time where the human population of the earth was diminished down to a few thousand. Each man had only a few chances to make it with a woman of his village. Thus stems the confidence issue, as the man triple thinks everything over to make sure his chances are not destroyed. But times have changed and we dont live in little villages anymore! We live in a huge expansive society that has no bounds! It truly is a genetic thing; but that doesnt mean you cant overcome it!

Just be glad you didnt get the "gay genes" (like chuck norris lol)

More cushin' for the pushin'.


When you order ribs, you want meat, not just a row of fucking bones.

Now not saying i wudn't do a thin girl, hell, i'd do a lot of em, but when you get too thin, like say where bones start showing, thats where i draw the line.

It should be required that all women have massive arses. End of.

I think think this is normal that you like fat girls.
Maybe you see them more beautiful than other girls.

They usually have the best personalities, :)

If I wanted to date a curvy woman, I wouldn't date a ten year old boy.

dream of ashley is the hottest
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So I am your favorite user right? :D


I ate some fish today and now my mouth tastes like fish and I don't like it. Also my back hurts.

Wait, you know where I can date 10 year old boys?

I don't get why this essay was necessary. Or why you have to make sure people don't think you're gay.

ohhh kup, get da pole out

BBW or not, A Newgrounder is a Newgrounder. I am just paraphrasing from the Fulpman.

oh rofl to the max i love you MC

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