Listen guys. This isn't some Newgrounds fat joke, I'm being completely serious about this, and I want you to take me serious for a moment please. This is very important and most of all hard for me to do... I'm a chubbychaser, a porkpoacher, whatever you want to call it. I'min love with them fatties and i've known it since i was like 5. I grew up in a pretty strict catholic environment and eventually came out at age 16 to my family [which didn't go well]. No I'm not Catholic I'm Atheist. Point is I hate myself for it. I absolutely hate the living core of myself for it. For many reasons.
One, I hate being labeled. I hate being labeled with the reputation that BBW lovers have developed for themselves.
Two, growing up all through my childhood I've always heard nothing but negative things about chubbychasin' , most of this being bullshit, i know. But that stuff still is engraved in my head and still goes through my mind whenever I feed someone. Therefore, I have trouble accepting the fact that I love them fatties.
Three, I am not a hogpounder, and do not prefer excessively fat and/or very rotund-like girls. If you get out of breath getting up the stairs to my bedroom, then there's a problem, I'm just a dude that likes plumpers who also happen to be women... if that makes any sense.
Four, I have no self confidence. BBW lovers have lots of that. I might seem like am self confident. But all I do is hide my chubbies into the back seat of my car, and act silly.
[There are more reasons, but prefer not going through them.]
I had to say this because starting from today, I plan on actually getting over the fact that my bullshit insecurity about my sexual preference has taken over me, and I am oh so fucking sick of it. I need to grow up and go on. One thing I want to make clear is that there is a difference between a chubbychaser, and mountain climbing, and I am not a pervert. If you catch me making any fart sound effects, or any sexually themed topics. Do not consider that I might be coming on to you because you are Phat (pretty hot and tempting :) . BBW lovers don't like you cause you're a thickie, they just like girls. Besides, the sexually related comments, art, animation and such that I make public of are always intentioned to be taken as sarcasm [except for this news post of course]. So if you have a problem with me and my genetic glitch, you have 3 possible answers:
A: Go fuck a fatone, you stupid cunt.
B: Go to arbys.
C: were can I get sum.
Take your pic.
-HVH (Humpy for Very Heavies)
p.s. let me emphasis on this. fat jokes and chubby jokes make me lol. Nothing there has changed.
This just had to be known because of the fact that never flinching when some size5 girl walked past me, had people thinking I was gay :(
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Oh for fuck's sake Mindchamber, you're one of the most respected, prolific people I have never met from this website - and I mean that.
The fact that you like a rather a lot of tit and bum doesn't effect that one iota. You most definitely rule.
T-T-Thanks man.. its.. *sniff*.. j-just so hard getting up in the mornin' yknow? :*(
Ha ha I adore this post, it made me lol hard.
I'm not a chubby chaser, but it makes no difference to me about the weight (except as stated above about the out of breath stuff).
Am too proud! :)
I hope this makes Hans lol too!
Copying from Hans doesn't make you any better either. But seriously, if you are Atheist then maybe hang out sometime and talk about Atheist things...?
Lol, hanging out with other atheists to talk about atheism is called religion dumbass
Each to their own.
Go for it ;D
HAHAHA!!!!!! Good one mindchamber! what a way to rip off the gay GUY!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA WHOOO YOU RULE MAN!!!!!! =D
I pretty much agree with Harry, You are ridiculously cool and friendly. Don't put yourself down man.
I always laughed at how whenever someone came out about being fat everyone would be like "Oh hes gonna' eat me now" and not realising that they only like plump supple men not every skinny fucker under the sun.
In case you were drunk or stoned out of your mind whilst typing this, it was very convincing.
It's good to have something to grab onto.
OMG IKNOW RITE!?
I dont really get this post...
I know there have been assholes on newgrounds lately... but I dont get this post really... since I don't recall anyone harrasing you much. (atleast on the places I look)
its been a ruff few hours :(
i enjoy meaty bitches too. i just wouldnt put myself out there in a fp like this. THIS IS MADNESS.
MindChamber (Updated )
it had to be known :( The fact that I never flinch when some size5 girl walks past me had people thinking I was gay :(
Don't be ashamed MC. I was watching this thing on TV and, well in Britain anyway, alot of men like 'em chubby. Mainly 'cos they'retired of seeing the stick figures on the TV and so on.
Personally I am the same, I know I'm 14 and I don't have a sexual opinion but I'm at the age where I'm getting to know what I like. And what I don't like is visable ribs and skinny to the bone, it's a turn off.
Butt's and boobs is where it's at, I like my girls chubby an' fat! (made that up on the spot, I am so clever =_=)
But, however you feel, I respect you and won't think any different of you... unless you're gay. (Jooooooking! I don't have a problem with gays.)
fat chicks are gross - i mean all that flesh and still no penis? WHATS WITH THAT. i'm gonna go hang out with hans now
Or you could of just said "I have low standards".
That pretty much sums up your whole post.
that would only work, if I was talking about your flash
cant beat some love handles ^-^
I think that chunky is funky. Truth is, I'm not too discriminate when it comes to weight... I just hate obesidy and anorexia. Anything inbetweens ok with me. Half my family is athiest and the other is Catholic. I'm an athiest. I just don't buy anything about religion.
Maybe we have some common grounds there.
I'm glad you've become open about yourself and aren't hiding behind a fake personality.
Good on you.
The sufficient fat and muscle deposits visible in the upper front of the torso and lower back of the torso indicate a fertile, healthy and efficient incubator and sustenance upholder for my seed which I shall inject now
BUTTS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
stop laughting at hans...this is meanie and it is not so funny...sry
LMAO your such an ass :3